In as of late’s WTF information – the newest development in strange Halloween costumes are ‘horny’ goldfish. Yep, for reals. While you could no longer instantly affiliate fish with sexiness, those gown designers have heroically grew to become the standard goldfish – in most cases observed with a string of poop trailing in the back of it in its bowl – into one thing severely scorching.
Behold the alluringly sparkly scales, the raunchy gold fins, the form-fitting reduce of the extremely flammable leotard, the flirtatious frills. Make certain to accessorise with a trout pout.
But why prevent at goldfish? How about a not-so-coy carp? A minxy mackerel? A pole-dancing pollock? Ok, we will prevent there.