Londoners aren’t satisfied these days, TfL has revoked UBER’s license because of this, yep, we’re going to must get the night tube. Eek!
Our dream tube significant other: Rihanna. But everyone knows we’re going to be sat with a load of idiots.
Here are 15 types of drunken twerps we’re going to meet at 3am on the night tube…
1. The sleepy drunk
2. The kebab-munching drunk
three. The pervy drunk
four. The can’t-stay-on-their-feet drunk
five. The crying drunk
6. The I have-just-applied-some-new-make-up-and-now-I am-feeling-extra-hawt drunk
7. The giggling-at-absolutely-nothing drunk
eight. The offended drunk
nine. The speaking shit drunk
10. The making a song drunk
11. The I am-lost-and-I-can’t-remember-my-address drunk
12. The apologising-until-the-end drunk
13. The chatty Cathy drunk
14. The risk free bizarre drunk
15. The get-a-room drunk
Stay protected available in the market, peeps!
Check out the reputable Night Tube map.